Are you concerned about Bank Failures? Are you worried your Bank might Fail? Well, don't, because you are protected up to $250,000 by the FDIC (Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation).
If the FDIC fails for some reason, it is fully backed by our Federal Government which will immediately send someone to China to get a loan to cover your losses!
Don't worry, be happy.
Worried about Pirates? Regardless of what the media says, if we can track an asteroid in the vastness of outer space, we can surely track a Pirate Ship in the Indian Ocean.